life as a donkeypregnant woman, pregnant woman, break your back one day, little donkey, little donkey, hope the baby's ok!life as a donkey
two months later the donkey's in the stable and says to his mate
'you know that bird who made me take her to a stable god knows how many miles away?'
'yes' he replies
'well she came back yesterday...'
'really? what happened?'
'she broke her back carrying the little bugger too!'
'ha!'
'yeah. she came to give me half the insurance money!
why i don't have a cata cat scratches his nails on a wooden chair, goes to bed, eats, scratches his nails on a wooden chair, goes to bed, eats...one day the chair had gone so he scratched an unfamiliar black and white lump in the corner. to his horror it growled at him. it rolled over to reveal two brown eyes looking up at his. turns out the family had got a dog...ah...the next day the cat did not scratch because it did not have any nails left to scratch with.why i don't have a cat
look before you piss matea dog runs towards a red fire hydron. he sniffs it intriguingly and cocks his leg ready for the inevetable. it's about to come when *!@#^?>* a poodle bites his family jewels. it turns out this poor fellow was underneath him when he took aim.look before you piss mate
life as a baseballi once had a dream that i was flying through the air at full speed towards a really gorgeous guy in tight trousers and a stripy top. he got ready to catch it then pulled out a piece of wood and struck me hard over the head and another ugly guy caught me in a brown glove. i soon realised what i was..........life as a baseball
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